So! You actually thought you were getting a lot of sweets and candy for Halloween? You actually thought you were getting chocolates and candy for Halloween? You actually thought you were bringing home a sack of candy for Halloween? Well, you didn’t. You brought home a sack of potatoes and a red wagon filled with vegetables. You actually got a lot of potatoes and onions and green beans and canned vegetables and beans of all kinds and dried soups and sacks and sacks of green things that will make you never want to see green again! And no chocolate — except a little bit of baker’s chocolate you can’t even enjoy! And flour and sugar that will make your teeth rot! And rotten cheese — I mean they call it curds!